Oh my.
Excuse ma oddness
Lo-fi
Know yir odd-ience
What’s this?
Stay Odd kids
In the name of Odd don’t stop it
My brain thinks bomb-like
Hell is round the corner with a lead pipe
It’s Tricky
What you call underground we call mainstream
What you call vandalism we call painting
All your cutting edges look, dated
Your brand new things have faded

We’ve been being rejected
Since Oddio spread the infection
This is Odd the Musical
Awkward, nervous, outcast, beautiful

- heaviest rapper in the room
I hang wi tricks and goons
Dissing crews, listen yous
I make the biggest moves -

... wrap that pish the noo

Birdman. Not talking Alcatraz
Young ornithologist. Collecting stamps and almanacs
Howdy partner, it gets messy on the cattle ranch
Shallow hacks get picked up by their petticoats and raffled aff
Don’t watty catch it, there’s a lot going round
Silly rabbit. You’re Wa’urship Down. I’m Apocalypse Now
I rap for rappers mate for rap sake so wrap it man
Rap reporters that don’t rep rap get rapid jabs
A Fatlip for yir Chemical Bromance
It happens that I’m laughin’ at these gammons tryin ae Salmon Dance
I’d rather languish in the cabbage patch
Scrabble with the boom bap brats and the sample cats
I geek. Ironically
The irony - that being a geek is me being all I wotty be
So nod yir heid and tap your feet behind the beat
While we get our pack lunches out and clap on 1 and 3

This is hifidelity diy music for the unrich
Money production on a shoestring budget
Dead beats for bouncing round people’s heids
So steal it if yi can’t get it legally
Samurai code tats Ghost Dog
Eyes like mismatched buttons sewn crudely on an old sock
Flatline, capturing the frightgeist
Bat sign, shining like a night light
I’m not Rob Bruce, I’m not Bruce Wayne
I'm not 2 Chains, I’ve got 2 weans
Unapologetically uncool and useless
A nuisance, wi a career make fae unpopular music
I craft these words and loops
For no-one to listen to
What audience? I don’t even listen to ma own raps
On ma bike like, “Look ma no fans”
I’m never Forbes list. I’m Forbes less
If I’m not on the List list I’m listless
This isn’t Trap music this is getting drapped music
Leaky tap music for sad humans
Bill Oddy: ill Scottish pill poppy
Whiter than a spillage fae a upturnt milk lorry
Said Stay Odd and I’m still gauny
90s refugee looking round for somebdy tae kill softly